The Second Players: From 1 to 10

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Ah, okay, I've been in a 2P-fangirl mood lately and no one can stop me

1 - least
10 - greatest

  


    How sexual the 2Ps are, from 1 - 10

    2P!Italy: 8.3 / 10
    2P!Japan: 8.7 / 10
    2P!Germany: 9 / 10
    2P!America: 8.9 / 10
    2P!England: 4 / 10
    2P!China: 10 / 10
    2P!France: 11 / 10
    2P!Russia: 5 / 10
    2P!Canada: 7 / 10
    2P!Romano: 6 / 10
    2P!Prussia: 3 / 10




    How violent the 2Ps are, from 1 - 10

    2P!Italy: 8.5 / 10
    2P!Japan: 7 / 10
    2P!Germany: 4 / 10
    2P!America: 9 / 10
    2P!England: 7.9 / 10
    2P!China: 4 / 10
    2P!France: 2 / 10
    2P!Russia: 3.5 / 10
    2P!Canada: 6 / 10
    2P!Romano: 3.9 / 10
    2P!Prussia: 0 / 10




    How lonely the 2Ps are, from 1-10

    2P!Italy: 7.9 / 10
    2P!Japan: 6 / 10
    2P!Germany: 4 / 10
    2P!America: 9.5 / 10
    2P!England: 6.5 / 10
    2P!China: 8.9 / 10
    2P!France: 2 / 10
    2P!Russia: 7 / 10
    2P!Canada: 6 / 10
    2P!Romano: 4 / 10
    2P!Prussia: 11 / 10




    How flirtatious the 2Ps are, from 1 - 10

    2P!Italy: 9.5 / 10
    2P!Japan: 8 / 10
    2P!Germany: 10 / 10
    2P!America: 9 / 10
    2P!England: 5.5 / 10
    2P!China: 11 / 10
    2P!France: 5 / 10
    2P!Russia: 0 / 10
    2P!Canada: 2 / 10
    2P!Romano: 7 / 10
    2P!Prussia: 0 / 10




    How nice the 2Ps are to strangers, from 1 - 10 *circumstances vary

    2P!Italy: 6 / 10
    2P!Japan: 4 / 10
    2P!Germany: 9 / 10
    2P!America: 5.5 / 10
    2P!England: 10 / 10
    2P!China: 7.5 / 10
    2P!France: 5 / 10
    2P!Russia: 2.9 / 10
    2P!Canada: 3.5 / 10
    2P!Romano: 9 / 10
    2P!Prussia: 10 / 10




    How honest the 2Ps are, from 1 - 10

    2P!Italy: 4 / 10
    2P!Japan: 9 / 10
    2P!Germany: 7.5 / 10
    2P!America: 7 / 10
    2P!England: 8 / 10
    2P!China: 10 / 10
    2P!France: 6 / 10
    2P!Russia: 7.5 / 10
    2P!Canada: 5 / 10
    2P!Romano: 8.5 / 10
    2P!Prussia: 9 / 10




    How emotional the 2Ps are, from 1 - 10

    2P!Italy: 8.9 / 10
    2P!Japan: 4 / 10
    2P!Germany: 7 / 10
    2P!America: 7.5 / 10
    2P!England: 9 / 10
    2P!China: 8 / 10
    2P!France: 2 / 10
    2P!Russia: 3 / 10
    2P!Canada: 3.5 / 10
    2P!Romano: 8 / 10
    2P!Prussia: 11 / 10




    How talkative the 2Ps are, from 1 - 10

    2P!Italy: 7 / 10
    2P!Japan: 2.5 / 10
    2P!Germany: 9 / 10
    2P!America: 8 / 10
    2P!England: 9.5 / 10
    2P!China: 7.9 / 10
    2P!France: 2 / 10
    2P!Russia: 3 / 10
    2P!Canada: 4 / 10
    2P!Romano: 9.3 / 10
    2P!Prussia: 3.6 / 10




    How perverted (most likely to receive dirty thoughts at inappropriate times) the 2Ps are, from 1 - 10

    2P!Italy: 9 / 10
    2P!Japan: 10 / 10
    2P!Germany: 11 / 10
    2P!America: 11 / 10
    2P!England: 2 / 10
    2P!China: 12 / 10
    2P!France: 13 / 10
    2P!Russia: 6 / 10
    2P!Canada: 8 / 10
    2P!Romano: 7 / 10
    2P!Prussia: 5 / 10




    How easy it is to anger/annoy a 2P, from 1 - 10

    (1 = not easy at all)
    (10 = extremely easy)

    2P!Italy: 9 / 10
    2P!Japan: 7 / 10
    2P!Germany: 5 / 10
    2P!America: 8 / 10
    2P!England: 7.5 / 10
    2P!China: 4 / 10
    2P!France: 3 / 10
    2P!Russia: 5 / 10
    2P!Canada: 10 / 10
    2P!Romano: 2 / 10
    2P!Prussia: 1 / 10




    How embarrassed a 2P can get, from 1 - 10

    (1 = doesn't really get embarrassed)
    (10 = can be absolutely mortified)

    2P!Italy: 8 / 10
    2P!Japan: 2 / 10
    2P!Germany: 6 / 10
    2P!America: 7 / 10
    2P!England: 5 / 10
    2P!China: 0 / 10
    2P!France: 1 / 10
    2P!Russia: 3 / 10
    2P!Canada: 7.3 / 10
    2P!Romano: 4 / 10
    2P!Prussia: 8 / 10




    How confident the 2Ps are, from 1 - 10

    2P!Italy: 9.3 / 10
    2P!Japan: 8 / 10
    2P!Germany: 9 / 10
    2P!America: 9.5 / 10
    2P!England: 7.5 / 10
    2P!China: 7 / 10
    2P!France: 6.8 / 10
    2P!Russia: 6 / 10
    2P!Canada: 6.3 / 10
    2P!Romano: 10 / 10
    2P!Prussia: -10 / 10




    How scary/ intimidating the 2Ps can be, from 1 - 10

    2P!Italy: 10 / 10
    2P!Japan: 9.4 / 10
    2P!Germany: 8.9 / 10
    2P!America: 9.7 / 10
    2P!England: 6 / 10
    2P!China: 8 / 10
    2P!France: 8.3 / 10
    2P!Russia: 11 / 10
    2P!Canada: 9.8 / 10
    2P!Romano: 7 / 10
    2P!Prussia: 4 / 10




    How well the 2Ps get along with their 1Ps, from 1 - 10

    2P!Italy: 2 / 10
    2P!Japan: 7 / 10
    2P!Germany: 6 / 10
    2P!America: 7.5 / 10
    2P!England: 3 / 10
    2P!China: 4 / 10
    2P!France: 4.5 / 10
    2P!Russia: 5 / 10
    2P!Canada: 6.5 / 10
    2P!Romano: 1 / 10
    2P!Prussia: 8 / 10 (think PruCan)




    How easily jealous the 2Ps can get, from 1 - 10 *circumstances vary

    2P!Italy: 10 / 10
    2P!Japan: 8 / 10
    2P!Germany: 6 / 10
    2P!America: 9 / 10
    2P!England: 5.5 / 10
    2P!China: 6.5 / 10
    2P!France: 1 / 10
    2P!Russia: 2 / 10
    2P!Canada: 7 / 10
    2P!Romano: 3 / 10
    2P!Prussia: 0 / 10

  


. : Describing each Second Player in 4 Terms : .


2P!Italy: Mischievous, cunning, intelligent, leader

2P!Japan: Stoic, blunt, perverted, loyal

2P!Germany: Cheerful, sloppy, flirtatious, easygoing

2P!America: Rebellious, playful, confident, street-smart

2P!England: Friendly, polite, deranged, deceiving

2P!China: Relaxed, humorous, honest, sexual

2P!France: Emotionless, lustful, forgiving, gloomy

2P!Russia: Pacifistic, quiet, reclusive, rude

2P!Canada: Lazy, broken, vengeful, apathetic

2P!Romano: High-maintenance, feminine, helpful, fabulous

2P!Prussia: Shy, nervous, self-conscious, crybaby





Top 5 Second Players most likely to flirt with you:

1. Germany/ Lutz
2. China/ Zao
3. Italy/ Luciano
4. America/ Allen
5. Japan/ Kuro




The above's usual style of flirting:

    1) Lutz likes to flirt with girls just for the sake of flirting with them. He likes to see them blush or get flustered. He'll flirt with a girl even if he doesn't genuinely like her, or even if he wouldn't care to sleep with her. He doesn't try too hard but he thinks it's fun. "Casual flirting."

    2) Zao is more picky over who he flirts with. The girl needs to have decency, and if she does, he'll teasingly mess with her. If there's a certain girl he genuinely likes, he'll still toy with her, but flirt with her - and only her - in a more sexual or perverted way. He'll also get 'touchy' and shatter all personal space. If she ignores him, he'll only get desperate and more attached. "Playful flirting." - for the most part.

    3) Luciano is more suave and charming with his flirting. He'll act 'gentlemanly' at first, such as politely kissing your hand as a greeting, complimenting your hair/ accessories, and using any sly excuse to touch or get close to you. He'll do cute things like whisper in your ear, wink, and snicker. "Classy flirting."

    4) Allen's way of flirting is a lot more open and obvious. Catcalls, groping, and whistling are common. Though he mostly hits on girls with "hot bodies", it doesn't always mean he has feelings for them. In fact, the girls he likes usually aren't ones he loudly flirts with. "Lustful flirting."

    5) Kuro is usually a quiet individual, but if he sees a girl he finds attractive, he won't hesitate to (bluntly) tell her. In a conversation, he'll monotonously state inappropriate comments to the girl (such as bring up 'hentai') and not show an ounce of emotion except for the occasional smirk or eye-lidding. "Sly flirting."






Top 5 Second Players most likely to try to get you to sleep with them:

1. France/ Francois
2. China/ Zao
3. America/ Allen
4. Japan/ Kuro
5. Germany/ Lutz


Uh, how they would do that:

    1) Francois's motto is "lust over love." That being said, he spends most evenings with prostitutes. Sex is not 'all' he thinks about, but he has a high sex drive and would rather not make the effort to flirt and has no interest in dating. If he wanted intercourse from you, he'd probably just walk up and robotically ask if he can pay you to spend the night with him.

    2) Zao may be classified as a flirt, but if he really likes a girl, he basically drops all connections with other females. He'll have a hard time confessing to you (or just with the idea of confessing), and an even harder time asking you out. So, he'll usually continue to toy with you, often leaving mixed signals. If he wants sex, he'll straight-up say it; but this usually leads to more confusion seeing as you'll still be wondering if he genuinely likes you or not.

    3) Allen has the decency to know he shouldn't have sex with someone if he isn't dating them. However, he's weak; and depending on the situation, he might get you in his room at night if you're already showing signs of interest. If he's dating someone, he won't pressure her into sex; but he'll want it often once she's used to it. 

    4) Kuro is blunt. He states whatever's on his mind when it comes to people he's attracted to. If he's already met someone a few times, and flirted with her each time, he'll slowly get more touchy and allude to sex a lot more often until she agrees.

    5) Lutz is usually classified as a flirt or pervert; he apparently collects porn. However, only with someone he's genuinely gotten attached to will he begin to suggest intercourse and make sexual comments/ jokes to. 









Headcanon of the flirtatious five:

    During 2P world meetings, Francois will usually be surrounded by groupies or prostitutes. Zao will completely ignore them and much prefer to flirt with the innocent receptionist sitting alone at her desk, while Luciano will only flirt with a girl if she happens to pass him by. He'll stop whatever he's saying to suggestively greet them and kiss their cheeks. Lutz and Allen will go up to the group of girls and flirt like idiots, only to be shot down for having no money on them at the moment. Kuro will only pay attention to a certain groupie/prostitute, only if she has a certain quality that he likes, and he'll possibly start a conversation with mostly-emotionless flirting.







Ah, guys, I'm sorry
I guess I just felt like writing about the 2Ps + their, uh, flirting habits? Don't know why but jfc Zao is bae > v >


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